Like the Graceful Dolphin, I shall Dive into the Chaotic Oceans!

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the
bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny
there was no toilet paper, so he used his hand. In his
haste to get back to class he forgot to wash, so he made
a closed fist to hide it. When he got back to class, his
teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"  The boy
said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll
get scared away."  He was then sent to the principal's
office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in
your hand?"  So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun,
and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."  He was then
sent home and his Mom asked him, "What do you have in your
hand?"  So again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun
and if I open my hand he will get scared away."  Then his
Mom got really mad and yelled, "Open your hand NOW!"  So
he did and the little boy
said, "Oh great Mom, now look
what you did, you scared the shit out of him!"