Like the Graceful Dolphin, I shall Dive into the Chaotic Oceans!

I've had a few things on my mind lately that I think I'd like to blog about. Please keep in mind this is my blog, my opinion, and if ya don't like it... kiss my sweet, white, american ass.

#1. Greg, your son is a grown man. His testicles are much bigger than yours. I'm sorry you feel your son can't get an incredible job without your " contacts ". In my opinion, your son is much brighter, and has more self worth than you could ever dream of. He does whats right for his family, not what could make his wallet fatter. I look forward to you seeing your son next year, so you can look upon the image of a real man, and a real dad.

#2. It takes two to make or break a relationship. Even what cheating is involved. Those who like to place blame upon their spouse are merely in denile. Those who believe they've done nothing wrong are afraid of taking responsibility. Perhaps if they did, they might see how shallow they really are. ( Please keep in mind this does not apply to victims of domestic abuse, or those who have children that have been abused by spouse ).

#3. I am REALLY fed up with that advertisement with the presidents face, showing a message that says " Jesus helps me trick people ". Ya know... You fucking liberals are all about political correctness and not offending every crack smokin, gang bangin, drug sellin' jackass... but its ok to offend those who support Bush? Can someone explain to me why these hypocrites think its ok? Yeah, I think the troops should come home, yes I disagree on some issues, but the man isn't this fucking " war monger " you've made him out to be. I keep hearing about the " lies "... well... if your so goddamned smart, did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, you were the one being pumped full of lives by the likes of Ted Kennedy ( The Antichrist ), Howard Dean ( Air Bag ), Michael Moore ( The Greed machine ), and Billary Clinton ( New York's favorite Femi-Nazi Bull Dyke )? I mean come on... The whole Kennedy assanation... We know who did it... Ted Kennedy. First John, then Bobby, and eventually JFK Jr. was killed after rumors flew he thought of running for office. No Kennedy has survived in office except one... TEDDY. THINK about it.

#4. Cindy Sheehan. Lets see... she's a hero, huh? She defiles her sons memory, tears her family apart, and travels the country calling the President a murderer and getting arrested...thus spending OUR tax money. Well boys and girls...guess what? They're making a movie about her and her " heroic " deeds... and guess who's getting paid a few million dollars to let them do it. I guess Michael moore forgot to tell her money won't bring her son, or anyone elses child back from the dead... everyone has a price... even anti war windbags.

#5. I've been waiting to post on this one. Someone else made a post that caused me to applaud. This is about ILLEGAL immigration. Key word... ILLEGAL. You sons of bitches have NO right to bitch in MY fucking country. You are disgracing all the people who busted their ass for 7 LONG years to become citizens LEGALLY. How dare you whine and bitch about how ahrd you have it in Mexico and Cuba, or wherever the fuck your from. I DON'T CARE. You think mexico's gonna kiss my ass if I enter their country illegally, give me free housing, free food, free money, and speak ENGLISH just for me??? FUCK NO. So what make you so fucking special? Nothing. You bastards are going to continue stealing AMERICAN jobs, and know whats gonna happen? Every redneck who can't qualify for Welfare because their white is going to pick up their rifle and start picking you off. Is that what you want? Go ahead...keep pushin. Oh, and to the protesters. Can you explain this to me...? You want to be able to come here, illegally, for free, into America, to start a new life, right? So why in the holy blue fuck am I seeing Mexican flags in your hands??? If you want to live here, shouldn't you fly the American flag? If your so proud of that Mexican flag, by all means... GO BACK TO MEXICO!!!

P.S. In America, we speak English. Learn our language dumbass.