Like the Graceful Dolphin, I shall Dive into the Chaotic Oceans!

Big Mike's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear
hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown
bear, and he kills it with his first shot.

There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a
big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got 2 choices.
One, I maul you to death or two, we have s*x."

Big Mike bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but
he recovers and vows revenge. Big Mike heads out on another
trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him.

At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly
is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a
big mistake. You've got 2 choices. Either I maul you to death
or we have s*x." Big Mike bends over once again.

He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit
of time to recover, and, he's outraged. He heads back to
Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank
range.

Sure enough, there's a tap on his shoulder.

He turns around to find an enormous polar bear. The polar
bear looks at Big Mike with a puzzled look and says,

"You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"