Like the Graceful Dolphin, I shall Dive into the Chaotic Oceans!

                      Nate about had a shit fit tonight when the fireworks started... poor hunny. They kinda suprised us. So we got up and walked over to the kitchen window to watch them soar above the trees and various churches. You might be wondering why in the blue fuck there are fireworks going off tonight... The answer : Christmas in the City. Yeah, one of those corny festival things that we love to go to...LOL. We didn't go this year ( Bummer ) due to lack of money and because its just a tad bit nipply outside... So I didn't want to drag the Peanut out. Granted, we had $50 in cash...but its going towards smokes, laundry, and popcorn...hehehe. DON'T WORRY - I went grocery shopping this morning and bought enough to feed us for a month...yes...even enough to feed Nathan...LOL. Although I was a lil ticked off to find Jubilee is practically BARE. They're closing because the manager ( Butt Nugget ) would rather hang out by the lottery machines and talk to the local crackheads instead of doing his fucking job. So my dad and I walk in there...to find it...well... lifeless. People walked around hopelessly... finding that everything we were looking for was now gone. All the stupid shit...yep...plentiful. I walk over to the meat section... not THAT meat section you pervs ( DAVE!!! )...to see if they have their mix and match deal. Of.course.not. No shittin...all they had was a never ending supply of Italian Sausage, and steaks. Granted, i LOVE steak...but they were charging out the ass for some seriously poor cut meat. Dave, you would have fallen to your knees and sobbed in distress. It was THAT BAD. In fact.... this is an example of what we had to deal with... We walk past the seafood section ( MANANNAN HAVE MERCY!!! ) and I glance at the lobster tank. Thankfully...there were no innocent lobsters waiting pitifully to be slaughtered. Instead, there was a large sign on the tank that said, " Went to Florida to find a nice female and make more babies... Be back in the Spring ". Give me a fucking BREAK.

                       I'm talking to my ex right now. He's really pissing me off. Just thought I'd add that in there.

                       Lets see... OH... Since this IS my spiritual blog... I guess I should share something with you.... So...I gave in and started talking to a few other dieties outside the Tuatha De. I spoke to Athena, Artemis, Aprodite ( Cough - SLUT - Cough ), Diana, Zues, Poseidan ( Manannan wasn't too happy about that ), Eros ( Oh what a HOTTY ), Apollo, Hades ( Whoa was he...ummm... yeah... scary dude ), Osiris, Anubis, Set, and Horus ( He was cool ). As you can see... I TRIED to start off with the Greek panthenon...figured I'd get to know each pantheon slowly and pleasantly... but NO. INSTEAD...I get fucking bombarded with EVERY FUCKING body and their brother. OI VEY!!!! Guess thats what ya get for being a God Speaker... I need a new career. If i ever see my highschool career guidance councelor again...remind me to thank her.

                     I just told Eric he needs therapy. He said " Just a little ". I'm thinking he needs ALOT.