Like the Graceful Dolphin, I shall Dive into the Chaotic Oceans!

The Whys of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
- because they are plugged into a genius. 

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? 
- they don't have enough time.

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
- they don't stop to ask directions. 

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
- because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they
vapour lock. 

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
- so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties. 

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
- you need a rough draft before you make a final copy. 

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
- don't know.....it's never happened. 

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
- because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.