Like the Graceful Dolphin, I shall Dive into the Chaotic Oceans!

                      Had a decent weekend. Emania has a runny nose again... ugh. Hopfully it will run its course and she'll be snot-free by Friday. My parents, being the kind, loving people they are...like to play a little joke. If Emania's sick, they won't take her overnight...meaning...6 weeks of planning may go down the shitter. If my mother is sick, they definately won't take her... my mother, is always unwell. Its called UBS illness... Ultimate Bitch Syndrome. If mom is miserable, everyone is miserable. I think my mothers UBS directly affects the world...example...Iran's temper tantrum... Islamic protests against everyone else, screaming " Death to America, France, the UK, ect..." over a cartoon someone from DENMARK scribbled. Oh, and lets not forget Cheney's friendly fire...that must have been my moms doing =)). Anyways, if they cancel on us this weekend, I'm going to politely inform them that they need not worry about taking her overnight ever again. In the last year, my parents have canceled on us at the last minute ( ie: The morning of...) 9 times out of 10. I'm getting a lil frustrated. Oh, and then, Saturday I call my mom to chit chat...ya know...being nice... and while I'm waiting for her to finish drying her hair, my dad informs me that we had better be back in the morning on Sunday... because he needs his rest after having Emania for 2 days. So, we'll be leaving by 7 fucking am after going out Saturday night so we can be back by noon to pick Emania up. Yes, tiny moments of freedom come at a huge price. The worst part is, my friends parents take their grandchildren for whole weeks, and these kids are evil. My daughter is an angel. Yeah, I know...I'm her mom so I obviously am exaggerating... but ask anyone who has met her...Emania is polite, happy, sweet, uses her manners, and doesn't try to set things on fire. She's also very independant. Its not like my parents have to follow her around every 5 minutes. If my mother gives me any hassle about how generous they are, and I shouldn't need a break because they never got one... I will look her in the eyes and say, " Oh really? So hiring Katy every weekend so you could go out and get hammered never happened? OH...and you never went to England for 2 weeks BY YOURSELF and left dad at home with us for 2 weeks with no money to do anything on OUR vacation??? OH... and you never went to Puerto Rico for a week, right? " Yeah, I'm definately spoiled. One overnight break every 4 months, if I'm lucky. Bleagh. Please Gods, let her get well soon.

                         Anyways, we watched " The Fog " last night and " The Exorcism of Emily Rose " this morning while Emania was at school. The Fog, sucked. The Exorcism RAWKED. Other than that, not alot going on... Nate only has to work 3 nights this week...WOOT. Nate mentioned that if by some chance mom and dad cancel, we'll go kidnap the Canadians and bring em here if they want, maybe take Emania to the Strong Museum for Children, ect... so we'll see. I hope this week flies by... Oh, did I mention I bought PINK boots? ROFLMFAO!!!